Klown Words

33,861, that is the exact number of Klown words that have been penned to date. That doesn't count other stories and web crap, of course. Just the pure, unfiltered novelization of Klowns. Rubes bled, necks were grabbed, hands were bitten, tents were set on fire, bowls shattered, shilellaghs snapped in two, eyes were blackened, clown hair was pulled, bottles and windows shattered. What more do you people want out of a Klown novel? Seriously.